I haven't posted much about Big Brother (or that joke that was the Bachelorette) but, don't worry, I have been watching and making lots of mental notes.
I actually liked Paulie at the beginning of the season. I mean, he is not too hard on the eyes and he comes from Big Brother royalty, well more like the court jester second place finisher royalty, but still.
Now he kinda makes me want to puke.
He and his merry band of morons are arrogantly taking over the house and picking off the females one by one. He is even gunning for his one time "showmance" partner Zakiyah, although he seems to have backed off her this week in favor the "super fan" Michelle, and since he usually gets what he wants I am sure she will be the next to go.
He probably realizes that with a bit of effort he can woo back Zakiyah and Michelle keeps crying all the damn time and pissing even the nice people like James off, so unless she somehow magically wins the veto it's likely she is gone.
After that, the girls need to get their hands out of the guys pants and step the fuck up. I am not impressed thus far with their behavior - Nicole showmance with the lovable doof Corey. Natalie, showmance with the lovable fan favorite James. Zakiyah, in love with Paulie who just wants to get in her pants. Bridgette, the cabbage patch kid without an owner, still pining over that dumbass Frank, come on... Ladies! You do not need these guys. Play them, bring in Corey and James and start running shit.
I would LOVE LOVE LOVE if one of them won HOH next week and put up Paul next to Paulie!!! Turn the house around and stop being dumb. Otherwise, you WILL be eliminated one by one and you will lead P and P straight to the finale. I would love to see James win, he also seems to be pulled in by the forces in charge and swayed to the dark side in order to keep himself safe. But what he needs to realize is he is last on the "executive" list and will be the first of them to go.
Unless Victor keeps up the crazy cocky attitude and digs his own grave, never mind that is inevitable. His nomination speech tonight was fucking ridiculous! (Those beads tho...) Still. The P's must be broken up immediately or the show will be one giant predictable snooze fest from here on out.
Anyway, all you really need to know about the Bachelorette is that the lesser Rodgers brother won. It was basically a snooze fest once Chad left and took his steroid-fueled drama with him so I sorta lost interest. The rest of the guys were just so regular and unappealing that it made it hard to watch. Plus she obviously was head over heals for that Jordan guy so no point in investing in anyone else. Yawn.
But. ABC did bring Chad to "Paradise" for their even more insipid show 'Bachelor in Paradise', which bring past Bachelor/Bachelorette "contestants" to an island for an alcohol-fueled quest for "love" (read - sex). And he did exactly as I am sure they wanted, got drunk and started insulting everyone, including Sara, the sweet girl who was born with only part of one arm who is actually one of the few on the show who seems to be actually looking for love.
Well, that royally pissed everyone off and now he is being sent home. Which means the rest of the season will likely be devoted to drunk girls crying over dumb guys who they wouldn't even look twice at in the real world. Can't wait!
